Stupid People Make Stupid Parents (Issue 2)

So I bumped into THIS video online and it's "going viral," so they say. To sum it up, some young kid who looks like he's four years old sings in church and sings this line "Ain't no homos gonna make it to heaven" that gets a standing ovation to the (mindnumbingly stupid) churchgoers.

I'm sure others have said their piece, and how tragic it is that homophobes and racists train their spawns at an early age to hate like them... and I'm sure somewhere else has said funnier comments, but fuck that, I'm going to rip it any further.

1. Wouldn't it be something if it was really a song about gay people getting into heaven and the double negative was used to fool the idiots at the church? Not likely, eh? Well then...
2. It's "Ain't n No homos gonna are going to make it to heaven" or "will make it to heaven", you dumb fuck. Learn proper English before you bash someone or you'll be open to get bashed, regardless of age. But you probably won't, since you'll probably be home schooled and taught how to spell through the Bible and FOX News. 
3. The parents were proud of the kid... apparently someone said "That's my boy" during the video... and probably taught him that song. To be honest, I should feel sorry for the kid, since his parents are more focused on teaching hate than Hooked on Phonics. I guess hating on gays and liberals make them feel like bigger people. Aren't these people suppose to believe in... I don't know... Jesus? That's what makes them Christians, right? I don't remember him saying "I hate dem damn queer, Commie libruls." I guess that's in the Pat Robertson translation, someone who believes that homosexuality is similar to demonic possession and thinks prayer can stop natural disasters. (HOW is this guy not in a padded cell?)
4. That kid really needs to learn how to enunciate when he sings... or talks, because that wasn't really singing... he was just speaking in rhythm. I really only understood the chorus; the rest of the song sounded like jibberish. I know it's hard to understand most 4-year-olds since they're getting use to speaking, but he all ready sounds like a fucking redneck. Unfortunately, this kid isn't off to a great start and hopefully doesn't get held back in school when he fails science over and over again.
5. If they're so easily entertained by a toddler singing a mediocre song, I bet I can shock and awe them with this shiny stapler on my desk... or a lava lamp... or a ship in a bottle... or a Newt Gingrich speech.
6. I'd rather listen to Gotye's "Somebody That I Use To Know" in a 24-hour loop than listen to this kid again. Well, wait, that's not fair... I actually love this song. Uhhh... I'd rather listen to Jaguar Love? Ugggh. Yeah, I'd rather punish my ears with that than watch Baby Santorum.
7. This gives religion a bad name. This gives a bad name to those Christians who don't use their religion to justify their hatred toward other people who go to a church that accept all who come through their doors and treats everyone with honor and respect.
8. I'm not an atheist per se... I'm more agnostic than anything... but I don't believe in THEIR God and THEIR church. Sadly, this is an example of why people shit on Christianity and religion in general.
9. This church also gives a bad name to Indiana... or at least the few sane people from that state. I know a couple of people from Indiana and they're awesome... they're WAY better than these fucks, and they don't hate on people like these stupid dimwits.
10. If there is a god and it's an unjust god, this little fucker will actually believe the shit out of his mouth and not actually get to know actual gay people and realize the church's hate is a lie, and he'll end up being a successful country singer. If there's a just god, he'll be on Broadway, starring as the lead part in South Pacific, come home and introduce his family to his partner, Jerry. But if it's anything like reality, this little kid may or may not believe the shit out of his mouth, grow up to work at McDonald's in his hometown, never having the chance to move out, and may or may not blame the Mexicans for taking away all the jobs, making him work the night shift. I just hope the kid ends up being a rebel and tells his parents and church to fuck off. Let's hope he smartens up if he ever ends up going to the Indiana University. (Go Hoosiers... unless they're up against the Badgers... then Go Wisconsin!)

I'm so glad my parents raised me in a secular household, giving me the choice to be religious or not, and giving me the choice to do my research of which religion was best for me, if I ever wanted to belong to a particular faith. I don't want to see the alternate universe where my parents stuck around with the Jehovah's Witnesses (and didn't say, in the words of my dad, "This is fucking stupid. Let's go.") or if my dad didn't abandon Catholicism as a child. To be fair, I'd probably still be the way I am today, especially growing up in San Francisco. I wouldn't be able to survive if I couldn't celebrate birthdays or not go without contraception anyway. 

Plus, I could totally take that kid in a karaoke challenge any day.