Twilight 5: Breaking Dawn 2: What the Poster Really Says

"Holy shit! THIS is the last movie!? Fucking finally. RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

"Last one to the end of the movie has to do the shitty sequels that may or may not happen."

"Last one to the end of the movie gets their career put through the meat grinder by TMZ."

Edward: If we trip this bitch, we can finally be together, Jacob.

Jacob: All ready done... wait... why am I wearing a shirt?


(If you have any better one-liners, smarmy and witty remarks, and other mockeries, feel free to comment.)

[No copyright intended. Image made by Summit Entertainment, or whoever the fuck made this poster.]

One Reason Why HIMYM's Season 2 is the Best!

The giant penis tower (that you never see).

 

 

Another thing awesome about this episode: Charles Robinson from Night Court gets a guest spot on the show, with the BEST! LINE! EVER!!!

 

Yes, it is, Mac. Yes, it is. Bryan Cranston's response?

Okay, I take that back. THAT is the BEST! LINE! EVER!!!

QUICK FACT: Bryan Cranston is so awesome, all I have to type into IMDB is "bry" and immediately he pops up first.

[from How I Met Your Mother, Season 2, Episode 6: "Aldrin Justice"]

Concert Season 2012: Episode 6: The Monkees

I think I've come full circle now. Just thinking about the concert, about my love for every song they played, and about how twenty-five years ago (give or take), I was introduced to The Monkees through the TV show and would subconsciously and gradually shape the way I love music... it just feels like it's complete. What it is, though? I don't know. Not life... and not music... I don't know... it's kinda hard to explain... I guess I can talk about my experience, talk about what they chose to play, what they didn't, how they honored Davy, and just whatever I could put into words. And maybe then I can figure out what it is.

Monkeemania: The Dream Setlist

Before I knew about the idea to play Headquarters from beginning to end... or was it just focus on that album?... there was a poll on their official website, asking fans what they would like to hear on the upcoming list, and letting the fans compile a 25-song setlist. So not only did I send in a setlist, I saved it by turning it into a playlist. I'll share with you what on that's playlist.

Monkeemania: 4 Days 'til the Monkees Concert

I had just recently crashed into the proverbial wall known to most as Writers' Block. I had this great idea for an alternate universe starring a popular quarterback going slightly insane... but it's been derailed by how I want to write it. It put me in such a stall that I didn't have any other ideas to get me out of this ditch. But then I realized that there's less than a week left until the big Monkees concert in Cupertino... and I realized I can write about my total excitement for the upcoming show.