Charlize Theron: As you can plainly see, I'm way more badass than Julia Roberts.
Kristin Stewart: *bites lip* So like, are these little people going to lead me to Edward... I mean Chris Hemsworth... so he can turn me into a vampire... I mean a huntsman... I mean... *bites lip, rolls eyes* whatever.
Me: Oh great, not only are they turning Snow White into Twilight, but Joan of Arc as well?!? That's just going TOO far.
Chris Hemsworth: This mortal form grows weak. I require SUSTENANCE!
Kristin Stewart: So like... *rolls eyes, sighs* is this where I meet the Cheshire Cat? Is HE going to turn me into a vampire... huntsman... Alice... *bites lip* Leave me alone, crows.
Charlize Theron: I'm STILL more badass, bitches.
